Shy Moments 14

Used The Trash Can Too ‘Poo’
I was four months pregnant when my parents-in-law came in to see me. After lunch, I felt an urgent urge to visit the toilet for a long call. Unfortunately, my seven-year-old was using it. I tried to wait for some time, and when five minutes elapsed and my son was still inside, I decided to go to the neighbors. Unfortunately, they were also out for a function. I was forced to use our trash can (don’t ask where!) and worked myself out struggling to remove it from the house because it was really smelly.

My Growing Bump
I was in my last trimester when I went to the supermarket to get my end month’s shopping. After I had finished. I went to the counter to pay for my items. Meanwhile, I noticed a shelf displayed peanut butter that I had tried to locate earlier in vain.

I made to turn to the shelf but my growing bump pushed the other shelf full of chocolates and sweets, usually close to the counter. Everything was splattered on the floor. Worse, I could also not bend to pick them up!

Warm Liquid
When I was eight months pregnant, my doctor recommended that I drink a lot of water because I was dehydrated.

One day I was seated with my husband in the living room watching a movie. All of a sudden. I started feeling some pains down my lower abdomen and felt the baby pushing.

Immediately, I felt a warm liquid pass down my legs and shouted to my hubby: ‘Gosh! the baby is coming!’

My worried hubby packed a few things and rushed me to the hospital. I was examined and it was found that my water had not broken: The baby was pressing on my bladder causing my urine to leak!

Peed On Myself!..
My water suddenly broke when my three-year-old son and I had gone out shopping. It was on a Saturday and I was already forty weeks.

I immediately called my husband who came and rushed me to the hospital. Fortunately, I delivered a baby girl that night. In the morning when my husband and son were coming to visit, my son insisted on carrying his potty to the hospital. My husband was confused and asked him why. My son said: ‘I don’t want mummy to pee on herself again…’

At the hospital, my son told everyone who was coming to see me that I had been brought into the hospital because I had peed on myself!

The loudest fart ever!
I did my first scan when I was four months pregnant. Thereafter, I made it a routine to do it every week because I loved to see the baby’s movements—it was my first pregnancy. One day, I wanted to surprise my equally happy hubby and my sister by having them see the baby too. On one occasion, I got them to accompany me to the hospital. As the radiologist was doing the scan I felt a terrible urge to fart.

I tried to hold it back but I could not. I had to let go of the loudest fart ever!

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