Kidding Moments 30

A teacher draws a snake and asks her class, ‘How many feet do you think this snake is?’ Jane, the cleverest girl, lifts her hand smiling and confidently pipes up, ‘Snakes have no feet.’

– After school, John goes home hungry and with a stomach upset. The mother asks what he did with his lunch money. He replies, ‘I ate it. You said it was for my lunch.’

-Teacher: Who is a liar?
Nicole: It is a person who can’t differentiate imaginary stories from the real issues.

– ‘Mum, I have learnt something today,’ Lee said one day after Sunday school, ‘The first commandment is when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.’

– ‘Mum when you have enough money to buy another baby, ask me to show you the supermarket where you can buy a cute baby girl like the one Philip’s mum bought,’ says Allan.

– During our family get-together, my bright, five-year old niece expressed concern that I was accumulating fat on my belly quickly. I explained it was because I had a baby growing in my belly. After a while she walked to my husband and said, ‘Uncle, I know you have a big tummy because you are also having a baby growing in there!’ and she bounced off to play.

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Parenting Moments

– A mother was very concerned that her child was not growing fast enough. She said to the doctor; ‘You know, Alex’s size is only knee high to a grasshopper and he is already three years old!’

– ‘Don’t make me count to ten before you take that food!’ A mother warns her son.

– Alicia outdid herself in cooking when she visited her mother one evening. The mother was so impressed that she said ‘Alicia, this is certainly the best meal have I ever had. You are a good cooker!”

– James: Mum! I would like to buy you a Toyota Hilux pickup.
Mum: Wow Sonny. That’s too sweet of you. Why? Do I deserve that?
James: Of course, mum. All the nappy changing, the sleepless nights…
Mum: In that case James, the Toyota Hilux is not enough.

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